A very serious love story
It all began on August 1, 2023, when Greg met Katy at Cafe Paulette in Fort Greene, Brooklyn.
That day, he instantly knew his life would never be the same. Before then, Greg’s life was a dark and lonely shell, devoid of any smiles or joy. Katy brought a great light into Greg’s life that could not be extinguished. All of Greg’s friends and family immediately took a liking to Katy, much more than they ever could have for Greg.
When Katy saw Greg for the first time, she understood for the first time what true beauty meant. His perfect hairline, stunning blue eyes, and impeccable style would have been more than enough to win her over, yet his wit, surprising intelligence, and dry humor gave her a complete package she couldn’t deny.
After 18 months of laughter, social adventures, and general fun, Greg knew Katy would be his eternal love.
It was then, on a cold and rainy January 31st in Seaport, New York, that Greg knelt on the crusty floor of Jeremy’s Ale House, at great risk to his health, to propose to his soulmate. The diamond, once extracted, blinded several patrons and friends who were witnessing his proposal.
And that brings us to today, where we’ve arguably determined that it’s possible to organize an international shipping expedition for over 100 of our favorite people in less than five months, and we’ve assumed that all of you will probably make it. Considering this abbreviated timeline, we can practically guarantee a somewhat boring, but likely very enjoyable, experience. Thank you in advance for being an integral part of our love story and for joining us on our Puglia adventure.
Definitely written by Greg.
